Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Great write-up in LasVegasCityLife.com

http://www.lasvegascitylife.com/articles/2012/06/07/news/local_news/iq_54058002.txt Awesome write-up on the Museum's Art of Nude Yoga Co-ed, Male, and Female classes held at the Museum, by Sarah Jane Woodall...July 6th, 2012 "When I told friends I was going to a naked yoga class at the Erotic Heritage Museum, the guffaws and comments fell into three categories: “Eeeew!” “OMG, I could never do that in front of strangers!” “Naked chicks? I’d get a boner.” Sorry to break it to you but it was nothing like that. First off, it isn’t “Naked Yoga;” it’s “the ART of Nude Yoga.” The title alone is decidedly anti-prurient, and, in fact, this class had the least sexually-charged atmosphere of any group activity in which I’ve participated in Vegas. Ahem! Still, I was hesitant. As a nude model and fervent exhibitionist, I am more comfortable with my body than most. But did I really want to do a downward-facing dog, butt-ass naked… behind someone else doing a downward-facing dog, butt-ass naked?! There’s “comfortable with my body…” and then there’s gross! But I had long been curious about it. The Museum has offered these classes for the past two years, separate classes for males and females, with the recent addition of coed classes. So I finally worked up the nerve to try it. Classes are held upstairs, away from prying eyes. The instructors are cheery and matter-of-fact – Grace, a perky hybrid of camp counselor and wood nymph, teaches the female and co-ed classes; her trim, serene colleague Paul teaches the male classes. Both are so relentlessly cheery and squeaky-clean that most dirty thoughts shrivel in their presence, and the rest are quashed by the workout. Thought you were gonna perv on the sly? Well, neither instructor’s technique provides much time for even the most cursory glance at your neighbor’s pubes. You’re simply too busy paying attention to your own flailing limbs. The guy in front of me had tattoo of an elephant’s face around his penis, but I didn’t even notice until the last few minutes of class. Which therefore means you have zero worries about others perving at you! As Paul put it, “It’s almost impossible to get an erection while doing yoga– all your blood is directed to other parts of your body!” Both classes I attended had about 10-15 students, of varying body types, ages and fitness levels, each pretty much in his or her own world. I didn’t think twice about splaying my legs wide while rotating my hip flexors, or airing out my taint in an uttanansana. No one was looking!! Please visit the calendar page on our website for dates and times of the classes. PS. They are amazing!!!

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